One day I went to my neighbour's house to watch a movie. I was sitting in the chair next to him. He had no socks on and I was studying his feet with those long slender toes.

Next thing I said was, "Watch this." My pants started bulging in between my legs and then my pants ripped open and a leg with a foot appeared there and the funny thing was that the foot wasn't mine, it was his. It had the long slender toes that were on his foot.

Next thing another leg came out. This time it was a left foot so now I had two left legs and two right legs.

So anyway we got back to watching the movie and I asked him if he had an extra pair of socks I could borrow until I got home, and he said, "Yep I do, I'll go get them."

So while he was gone I looked under my right arm, and there was a right hand, and then an elbow, and then a full-length arm.  I had a ring on one finger of my first right hand and there was also a ring on my other right hand.

So when my friend came back with the extra pair of socks, he had a new right leg between his other two, so he had three legs.

I said, "Oh yeah, I have three arms," and no sooner had I got the words out of my mouth when I had a fourth arm.

So as the movie was finishing up I got up on all fours an went to get my sneakers, and they were all lined up in a row: left, left, right, right. So I walked back in the living room and my buddy was sitting in the chair with three legs and two arms.  I had four of each.  That's how easy they can grow. I went in with two legs and two arms and left with four legs and four arms.