One sunny day I was down at my friend Tom's house and we were watching
television. We each had only two legs, until a strange grey van pulled up in the yard.
We went out on the doorstep in our socked feet and the guy got out of the van.
When we saw the cowboy getting out of the van our jaws dropped to the ground. This
fella had a white cowboy hat, a blue silk shirt, blue jeans, and brown cowboy boots.
And he had four legs, two in front and two in back. When we saw he had four legs we
each got a hard on.
He asked us if we were interested in looking at what he had in the back of
the van. We said, "Sure," and what to our eyes should appear but a load of legs and
arms with feet and hands on them, a box full of penises, and a box each of extra hands and
feet. My cock got harder.
He asked us what we wanted.
I said, "I'd like four legs, four arms, and three penises."
"What would you like, Tom?" he asked.
"Well I'll get a couple legs and arms and four feet and maybe a pair of hands too."
The cowboy asked, "Will that be everything?" and we just said, "Yes, thank you."
So we went back in the house with our legs and everything and tried some of them
on. Tom took his pants off and put both of his legs he got between his other two and
then got a pair of white socks to put on his new feet. Next thing I took my pants off
and put my four new legs on and borrowed two more pairs of socks from Tom till I got
home. I also attached my penises where they were supposed to go, and we put our jeans
back on and sat down and watched TV some more. I think this was the best day of our lives.
